This is my dog Stella. She has an attitude in this video and always.
Did everyone have great holidays? Great. New Years hasn’t happened yet, so it seems weird to pluralize holiday, but Christmas happened. Well Hanukkah happened, too. Wait, is Hanukkah one holiday or multiple holidays, because it happens in a series of nights? Maybe that’s what people mean when they’re saying “happy holidays”, they’re just assuming everyone
So I’m just gonna shake shake shake their hand and look at them with dead eyes. A note to the haters: I’m not onstage to prove something to you since you’re just gonna look at me the whole time like “Does he really stutter?” I’m onstage to share my experiences because I would hope that
Comedy has been making me stay in a lot of hotels lately. Out of town, of course. Not like in hotels next to my apartment, like I’m doing a weird hospitality Venn diagram. Hotels are weird because they have very strict check-in times. Check-in is usually at 2pm, and if you show up a few